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Ted Happy Hugs Bergen is a stuffed animal, visionary, and the founder of The Apple Fritter Diet™. After working in food services for three years, he decided to start his own business, focused on helping people improve their lives through the power of apple fritters. He is currently working on his first book, "Fritters and Philanthropy: A Sweet Approach to Giving Back".
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