Have you ever been stuck in traffic? Had trouble getting out or bed in the morning? Suffer from allergies?
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The $6.99 Apple Fritter Diet™ is clinically proven to solve any or all problems and/or discomforts one may experience.
BENEFITS:
- Improves Mood
- Fixes Relationships
- Eliminates Traffic Jams
- Guaranteed Promotion*
*promotions usually will occur within the first 6-8 weeks of the diet.